Big Hands and I were watching a documentary about old people when he abruptly shut off the television and rolled over. “Old people depress me. They make me think of death.” said he. This is the conversation that followed:
Me: You’re just scared of death because you’re going to Hell.
silence
Me: I’m kidding.
Him: You may be right.
Me: Hmmmm…wouldn’t you feel so much better if you were like me and knew where you were going?
Him: Where are you going?
Me: Heaven. Der. I mean, remember how much fun you had at Disney?
Him: Yeah.
Me: I bet Heaven is just like that.
Him: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah. That’s why Jesus died, so you can go to Disney when you die.
Him: Maybe that’s why Walt Disney died.
He makes a point…
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January 17, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Loralee
Knowing me it will be like the time I went to Disneyland and got stuck on “It’s a Small World” for 2 hours.
:S
January 18, 2008 at 9:52 am
EGE
Ah, but isn’t Walt Disney FROZEN? What if they heal him? Or thaw him out? What happens to all you dead-Disney-Heaven souls then, I wonder?
January 18, 2008 at 10:14 am
superblondgirl
So is heaven hot and crowded and full of people in giant stuffed animal suits? Because, if so, I’m sorry but hell is where it’s at. Just saying.
January 18, 2008 at 10:53 am
coolbeans
superblondgirl – Plus, I know some peeps who are planning to make s’mores in hell.
January 18, 2008 at 11:30 am
allthepretties
you all have obviously lost your inner child.
January 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm
EGE
My inner child dropped her Mickey Mouse ice cream and threw up on Space Mountain. But she thought Tomorrowland was really fun!