I can’t believe Dick won. Holden thinks this is dumb.
I have had exactly three cigarettes since Sunday at 2:30am. (Thanks Fran…)
Why do I always decide to quit smoking when I’m PMSing? Somehow this always seems like a great idea to me. I haven’t killed anyone yet. Yet.
I have little desire to write anything down.
I might get laid off. (I’m not entirely certain this would crush my soul. Its the PRINCIPLE of the matter. I do not want to be laid off.)
They’ve taken my mom off the Chemo Pill because it isn’t working. But! There may be another…there is also the test study! We will see! This BA-LOWS.
I suck. I’m mean. I hate everybody (except Sarah Silverman. We are kindred spirits, she and I.)


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September 19, 2007 at 7:51 pm
coolbeans
The lack of nicotine is messing up your brain, woman.
You can’t believe Dick won but you like Sarah Silverman? WAHAHT!?
I would have been happy with either one of them winning, but I think Dick will share the money and I don’t think Daniele was as likely.
September 19, 2007 at 10:47 pm
hbomb
i like you enough that i’ll let that sarah silverman love you have slide this time.
good luck with the job sitch. i thought the mortgage decline was only in orange county [to date, this year in this industry with escrow, title, brokers, etc they have laid off 38,000 yes THOUSAND] this probably shows how in a box i live in here in southern california. embarassing.
September 20, 2007 at 8:49 am
EGE
Holy crap don’t get laid off! Well, I’m glad it’s more the idea than the reality of it that bothers you, at least.
And me, I LOVE Ms. Silverman. Have for about fifteen years now. I don’t know if that makes me cool or twisted, but there you have it. Make lemon-aids.
September 20, 2007 at 9:54 am
allthepretties
Sarah Silverman gives me Faith in Women. She is everything a comedian is suppose to be. Irreverent and mean spirited. Oh. And, funny as hell.
In my previous life, I’m pretty sure I was a Lesbian. I hope this explains some stuff…
September 20, 2007 at 10:28 am
amy
yr gonna be fine!
September 20, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Kel
You loving Sarah Silverman makes me a little bit sad.
If you get laid off, take up knitting and come to ThreadBear so you can actually see me again. There’s even a “Never Touched A Needle” knitting class coming up in October that you could take. Just two Tuesday nights… http://www.threadbearfiberarts.com/calendar/index.php
So yeah… I miss you.
September 21, 2007 at 1:46 pm
allthepretties
You guys are cracking me up with your disappointment of my choice of Funny. Really! It saddens ME that YOU all don’t like her! Put that in your crackpipe and smoke it!!